Yesterday I was in a car crash.
Aside from several hours spent in shock, I think I'm OK, I just have painful joints.
Luckily lots of lovely people helped me and someone drove me home.
My only worry is for Vernon the Swedish Taxi, the Phoenix's car.
Poor Vernon's a write-off ... the darling car has served us well.
Oh dear ... how do I make amends to the Phoenix for writing off his car?
If I hadn't been a good little girl scout and returned my library books on the due date, I wouldn't have been struck by a speeding car that didn't pause at a give-way sign, then sent me spinning across the road.
Thank god there was no one else with me and I didn't hit any oncoming cars.
The police officer said "You're lucky you were driving a Volvo".
No, it wasn't my fault, but it wasn't my car either ... there's the rub.
Looking at these Vivienne Westwood Temptation shoes make me feel a little better.
Alas they don't turn the clock back for the faithful, hard-working Vernon.
Aside from several hours spent in shock, I think I'm OK, I just have painful joints.
Luckily lots of lovely people helped me and someone drove me home.
My only worry is for Vernon the Swedish Taxi, the Phoenix's car.
Poor Vernon's a write-off ... the darling car has served us well.
Oh dear ... how do I make amends to the Phoenix for writing off his car?
If I hadn't been a good little girl scout and returned my library books on the due date, I wouldn't have been struck by a speeding car that didn't pause at a give-way sign, then sent me spinning across the road.
Thank god there was no one else with me and I didn't hit any oncoming cars.
The police officer said "You're lucky you were driving a Volvo".
No, it wasn't my fault, but it wasn't my car either ... there's the rub.
Looking at these Vivienne Westwood Temptation shoes make me feel a little better.
Alas they don't turn the clock back for the faithful, hard-working Vernon.
