I'm Not Dead ...

I'm alive and kicking in Melbourne.
Yes chaps and chapettes, sometimes one needs a nice, big, hard one.
What?  An injection of culture and disgracefulness of course!
There's plenty of both here in the world's most liveable city, where I love to wander, get lost and discover visual and tactile treasures beyond my wildest dreams.
The Phoenix has been a major contributor to ensuring my satisfaction in all the above areas.
Oh yeah ... and WE GOT MARRIED!!!!!!!!

Yep that's my honey - isn't he just so frickin gorgeous!!!!  This was taken on our return to The Hotel Windsor after our wedding at the Victorian Marriage Registry.
My four spawn and Number One Son's spectacularly gorgeous squeeze, Danni-Long-Legs made the beautiful day complete.

Just to satiate your sartorial appetites, yes, I'm wearing all vintage, except for the new VW Melissa's in pink glitter with bronze hearts.
Don't worry pervies, you'll get close-ups!
The Phoenix and is wearing a beautiful Italian wool suit, shirt and tie that made me want to doggy-hump his leg constantly.
So there you go folks, I'll be back in Brisneyland next week.
Thank you for your messages of concern about my absence.
Yes, I would certainly be feeling completely ripped off if one of my fave amaze-balls bloggers just up and left me with just a bit of background transmission noise!
Have a happy weekend and keep clenching that vag to keep it healthy.
Desiree xoxoxox